Here are five ways Nintendo can save the Wii U from becoming dead in a variety of unfortunate and potentially fatal situations.
How Nintendo can save Wii U from… a bear attack
Bears are dangerous and can easily kill a Wii U with its hands and mouth. If a bear attacks a Wii U, Nintendo should stand its ground and make lots of noise – sometimes this will scare the bear away as long as the bear isn’t deaf or hard of hearing. Climbing a tree can also be a good idea, unless the attacking bear is a black bear, which is a type of special climbing bear, in which case it’s not a good idea.
How Nintendo can save Wii U from… a house that is on fire
Wii U is made of plastic, which is a type of material that is allergic to the sort of extreme heat that comes from fire. In the event of …Continue Reading